Video gratis Nobel, Lauffeuer und Ellen's Hund [Deutsche Untertitel]
Video de Höhere Auflösung http//deyoutubecom/watch?v=9lrBqKeLpOo&fmt=18
Ein taglicher Newsreport naja, irgendwie
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Originaltitel Nobel Iraq War Wildfire And Ellen's Dog
Original vom Dienstag, 23 Oktober, 2007
Video in Originalsprache ohne Untertitel
http//wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=BD4aStK5yeA
[TRANSCRIPT]
What's in the news today?
So, this one time I was walking through the park, right?
And I'm thinking to myself here's a chick
She's walking through the park, too, except the park is a scarier place for girls 'cause like dudes rape them
I'm walking through the park and I am thinking to myself man it would be really nice of me to like protect this chick somehow
So I start following her I am gonna be like her guardian angel
And then, I don't know, she probably picked up on that so she felt more confident you know? So she start walking faster So I was like fuck it, I'm gonna start walk faster, 'cause I can't let her out of my sight I can't let something bad happen to this person, after I've already like taken them into my little world
So she starts running Let's do this! I'm gonna watch you! So I started running And I was just like Man you're really fast, you know?
And she starts cutting through shit and I am just like fuck, you know? who's gonna You're running right into the rapists arms I can't help you I can't help you if you run in the arms!
So anyway I had to catch up to her and grab her, you know? And just be like Hugh! Stop! I'm just trying to help!
Turns out there was some kind of misunderstanding
In the 2004 Oscar winning documentary Fog of War, Robert McNamara acknowledges that the Vietnam conflict was primarily a misunderstanding He sat down with one of that generals in that documentary and he said that they thought we were there to take over their country However we were actually there just to free them of communism Oops!
Fires in San Diego rage on, no end in sight
I understand that your houses in your communities are burning down, but you're ready to set fire to them anyway to get out from under the mortgage payment I am sure
Happy news
Ellen the generous gave a dog back to the pound It didn't fit in her house She's done it nine times before according to some report by somebody who keeps track of her fucking dogs
The nobel prize also known as the [?] guilt award for having invented dynamite and killing millions of people Well the award that Albert Alfonso Al Gore Junior for bringing awareness to a problem that is kind of already common sense
I didn't know that you can get the nobel peace prize for getting a lot of other scientists to tell you some shit you already knew
That's the news
Missverstandnis Schutzengel Fog of War Robert McNamara Vietnam Feuer San Diego Nobel Nobelpreis Al Gore Gradual Report
